“How do you define real? If you are talking about what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then ‘real’ is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.”
The Matrix, 1999

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Things Shia Labeouf Says In Tranformers Movies:

1. Optimuuuuuuussssss!!

2. Bumblebeeeee!!

3. No no nonononono!

The very definition of iconic.

 I just got finished watching the Gokai/Gavan movie and it was SO DAMN GOOD! I would honestly love it if they kept making Gokaiger movies where they travel around space, meet random villains, and hang out with other heroes. So if anyone with any clout over at Toei reads this: Please allocate all money dedicated for future Den-O sequels to Gokaiger sequels please. Thank you.

 I just got finished watching the Gokai/Gavan movie and it was SO DAMN GOOD! I would honestly love it if they kept making Gokaiger movies where they travel around space, meet random villains, and hang out with other heroes. So if anyone with any clout over at Toei reads this: Please allocate all money dedicated for future Den-O sequels to Gokaiger sequels please. Thank you.

Self explanatory.

Self explanatory.

This movie needs to be out right fucking NOW.

This movie needs to be out right fucking NOW.

Here’s a new Avengers poster. Is it me, or does it seem like whoever keeps making these Marvel posters is just jerking off blindly with photoshop? Take a look at Cap over there, he’s probably thinking about when things used to cost a nickel.

Here’s a new Avengers poster. Is it me, or does it seem like whoever keeps making these Marvel posters is just jerking off blindly with photoshop? Take a look at Cap over there, he’s probably thinking about when things used to cost a nickel.

Lessons From Teen Wolf

Teen Wolf taught me that women are complex erotic beings, with fantasies and desires well beyond the understanding of us average joes. Actually, I learned that the most popular girls at school are only one beer away from screwing a dog, as long as they can dunk a basketball. Think about that.

They’ve done studies you know. 60% of the time, it works…every time.

Brian Fantana

Mortal Kombat. A film near and dear to my heart…that’s kind of terrible and awesome at the same time. I have been laughing about different parts of this movie for over a decade, and decided I’d slap together this little tribute, jamming in most of my favorite moments from this mid 90s gem. This is Part 1 of “Why Mortal Kombat Is Mankind’s Greatest Achievement” It haaaas begun!